90 Day Fiance: The Single Life – Most Awkward Date Moments

Is there any crazy side of you that I need to know about? Obviously, I’m personable. I also have no filter, you know? Yeah, might’ve “pumpkin” once, but you know, nothing crazy in the literal sense. Is that a saying that y’all say up north? I’ve never heard of that, or did you actually mean a literal pumpkin?

Why, we’re going to pause right in front of this building of October 26th of the year 1926. There’s an argument coming out of this apartment, and the next morning, a housekeeper of that apartment enters inside, and as she does so, well, they would find a trunk opening up. These trunks to find a dismembered and mutilated body. The tour guide: wow, he’s… oh man, I can’t even say it. He’s over here, super energetic, but it’s a little awkward. [Laughter] Too chopped up professionally ’cause he was a butcher, but in the last moment like a man possessed, he grabs that… can I chop, chop, chop? Wow, yeah, you’re not a butcher, are you? No, no butcher here. Make sure, just make, yeah, I promise not to stab you with a sugar cane. That’s a good one. It’s like 105 in New Orleans, I’m sweating like my shirt is soaking wet. I feel gross, I don’t feel like I look my best, so for me, it’s definitely a little awkward.

Hi, hey you, how you doing? I’m good, I’m good, how are you? I’m good, hey guys, you right? Hey K, you can sit next to, next to Panos, and then Destiny here, this is the reservation. Yeah, this is unique. So, what is the festival for, like, like what’s now, how they cooking it, and the way they, whoa, we’re they’re cooking snails, yeah, like a delicacy. All these people want snails, that’s… there’s a lot of people out here ready to eat snails. I know that escargot is snail, but I wasn’t told that this is an escargot Festival. Oysters or aphrodisiacs? I like oysters, I don’t like snails. Enjoy, thank you, you’ll try it’s tasty. Is it slimy? No, no, this, not eating a snail. Ready, all right, eat the, now only one I guess, chew it, chew it, chew it, just chew it and swallow it, just chew it and swallow it, chew, swallow. I’m so sorry, I don’t like it, it’s so nasty, it tastes like snot, like slimy. Now you’re supposed to give me a kiss. [Music]

I got a weak kid, I have to read the room, he’s not, he’s not giving a lot of energy. [Music] Tonight, I’m like expecting him to take me in his arms and like be really cuddly close, and I’m not getting that from him, I’m let down because that’s what literally drew me to him in the first place, the way he treated me, and now that treatment is not [Music] there. All right, let’s take our little cafesito, I’m going to follow my Reuben, the Cuban, that’s right. All right, let’s go over here, a piece of Cuba in my mouth, oh yeah, m I love it. Well, you know Reuben, I thoroughly enjoyed myself yesterday, and it’s getting to the point like you know, I want to know more about you too, yeah, and I hope you want to know a little more about me too. Absolutely. Well, you know, I have two kids, mhm, and uh, my daughter and my son were really, really tight, but sometimes they’re overly protective of me, so it’s like when my son found out I was going to Miami, he insisted he come with me, so he’s here, he’s very much here, maybe a little awkward in the beginning, you know, but does any trust you? The thing is, Reuben, I don’t know if it’s because he’s a cop, he thinks everyone’s out to get me, and I’m so gullible, and I don’t know anything, you know, I just hope he’s not going to interrogate me like I’m a criminal. Well, I hope not either, and I don’t want this to be an imposition upon you and you think, oh, Debbie’s got too much baggage, her son’s a cop. Well, I mean, if it’s important to you, you know, I’ll meet with him and I’ll meet, you know, together, and it’s awkward, but we’ll deal with it, you know, that’s all we can do, right? Right, that’s a little bit intimidating, I guess, you know, because it’s just our, you know, our second date. It’s weird, it’s a little early. I hope he doesn’t interrogate me, but you know, if he’s here, you know, I’m not going to dodge him, it is what it is, thank you, Reuben. No, may, you don’t have to thank me, you know, I love that smile, that smile, sweet, we’re here for a short period of time, so I know I got to suck it up and let Julian meet Ruben M. I’m here for Reuben and we’ll see how this goes.

You know how I like my steak, which one is it? I can’t ever remember, you want me to order for you? Medium well, medium well, okay. I’m not threatened by Tim in any way, shape or form, but it’s just kind of a strange thing to do in front of a potential partner. I thought, you know, as a grown man, you know how you like your steak cooked, and the more I think about it, I’m like, what? Oh, it’s weird to me. Okay, okay. Why, it’s good, you want to try mine? You want to try? No. How’s it dating going? Are y’all like exclusive? We haven’t even had that discussion. Like, so, you know, we’re like testing the waters and seeing, yeah, how things going. So I guess that we are like friends, just friends. I mean, you know, like, Tim, kiss me, touch me, I think that he has a rer. I don’t know why not because of me because I really like him. I don’t know why, but I really like him. I mean, it’s been a very long time, but I remember that like when we first met, like I had to make the first move when we had our first kids however. Not only was he a good listener, but he would ask a lot, like actually a lot, like you when we first met. Not that you’re not like that anymore, to compare us a lot, I’ve noticed that’s normal in them. He, he do the same, but we do kiss, so there’s that, we do kiss. Why don’t you just do it and rip the Band-Aid off? Like what is the big deal? It’s a kiss, it’ll happen when it’s right, and when will it be right? ‘Cause I mean, do like schedule out your kisses with people I go on a date with somebody and they don’t kiss me at the end of the date. Tim, the [ __ ] are we doing? Weird, you’re 43 years old, yeah, exactly. So I don’t really want to be swashbuckle and spit with random people. Your germaphobia carry some mouthwash and just swish and spit, it’ll be fine. Tim, this girl’s not going to wait around that long. Well, tell her, uh, and you that I’m the luckiest sky tonight ’cause I have the two most beautiful women in here. Thank you very much. Oh, very good English, good English.

So, tell me something about Natalie that I wouldn’t know or something interesting about Natalie. I was in charge of school theater and actually playing C did she get in trouble a lot? Did get, I’m very good child. It’s hard to translate what she says about just, you give her your best, she wants me to be with someone reliable. I try to be the best, the best man that I can be, so and, and I’m hoping, I know, I’m sorry, I wish I could have been there to help. Yeah, I apologize. J has been really amazing lately, but in the past he has done several things that like, you know, pisses me off, and it was like breakup point. If he won’t keep this, SW this time, he won’t be disappointing just me, he will be disappointed my mom, and this time it will be [Music] over.

All right, I think I’m going to do uh, the short rib tacos. I think I’ll do the fish tacos. Maybe we can like, you know, share a little bit, get this out of the way for y’all. Well, I do love Tac, you like, do you like cilantro, cilantro onions, okay, like the whole shebang? I’ve always used to think that cilantro like tasted like soap, some people taste soap when they eat cilantro, I don’t know why, really, I’ve never heard anyone else say that, I’ve heard it before, not me, you know, I’m the only crazy person in the world. Now, there’s many crazy other people, you know, is there any crazy side of view that I need to know about, obviously I’m personable, I also have no filter, you know, yeah, might the pumpkin once, but you know, nothing crazy in the literal sense. Is that a saying that y’all say up north? I’ve never heard of that, or did you actually mean the literal pumpkin? Why, my, what I mean, everybody has your cks, look at your eyes, I’m, it’s AE, it’s AE, look at you, you got what, you crazy, I wouldn’t do that to you, come on now, you wouldn’t, I wouldn’t be a weirdo. Well, I’ve been known to do stupid things, but I know I didn’t actually the pumpkin or a pumpkin, I was just trying to make something up to like break the ice, and I just thought it was a funny joke, it turns out doesn’t want to man the fruit, I get it.